Salty Language

The older I get, the saltier I finder my language becoming. Rarely out loud, though. Mostly in my head. I never (and would never) use the really bad ones, but there are just a few choice phrases that have no 'polite' translation. *sigh* I'm afraid I'm going to be that 80 year old woman at church who is so sweet and kind and gradnmotherly, but also occasionally cusses up a blue streak, much to everyone's shock and awe.

Just thought you ought to know.